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what's your p(doom)?

p(doom) is your guess at the chance AI ends us — or locks us out of the future. Serious people pick a number. They never pick the same one.

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WTF is p(doom), briefly

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A probability. Yours.

p(doom) = how likely you think advanced AI causes an existential catastrophe — extinction, or humanity permanently losing the steering wheel. Subjective. Bayesian. A belief wearing a % sign, not a lab measurement.

02

The fight is the spread.

Ask researchers, lab CEOs, timeline posters: you'll hear <1% to >90%. In a 2023 survey of ~2,700 AI researchers, the median on "extremely bad outcomes (e.g. human extinction)" was about 5%. For extinction, that's not a shrug.

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Doom of what, by when?

Two people saying "20%" often aren't saying the same thing. Extinction or disempowerment? By 2100 or ever? Conditional on which policy? The number is only as honest as the definition — which is why "it depends how you operationalize it" is peak p(doom).

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Also a meme.

"What's your p(doom)?" replaced "what's your sign?" and can nuke brunch. Useful, though: it makes people pick a rough number for a fuzzy dread, then fight about why. This place collects the clips, art, and wreckage from that habit.

Field guide to the number (archetypes, not endorsements)
  1. ~0% Brunch accelerationist. “It's just autocomplete.”
  2. ~5% Median surveyed AI researcher. Still skipping that flight.
  3. 10–25% “Relatively optimistic” frontier-lab CEO.
  4. 50% Coin-flip enjoyer. Heads = utopia.
  5. 90%+ Canned goods. Longpost in progress.